R E M E M B E R  M E ?

I’m the fellow who goes into a restaurant, sits down patiently and waits while the waitresses do everything but take the order.

I’m the fellow who goes into a department store and stands quietly while the sales clerks finish their little chit-chat.

I’m the man who drives into a petrol station and never blows his horn, but waits patiently while the attendant finishes reading his comic book.

Yes, you might say I’m a good guy.

I’m the fellow who never comes back, and it amuses me to see you spending thousands of dollars every year to get me back, when I was there in the first place …. and all you had to do was show me a little courtesy.